you bring out the beast in me.

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

the-captains-wife:

hunkules:

hunkules:

I wish you could find someone you like on the inside and then put them in a machine so they come out hot

wait

peggy you sly dog

dangergays:

When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain

                                            Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.

When you want to tear open your skin

                                            Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.

When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough

                                             Your stomach contracts to get rid of them

Because your body

                  Wants you

To live.

maleficentmordor:

I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-

“fucking winchesters”

stand-up-and-mosh:

m0sh-mell0ws:

If band members ruined your life and you know it clap your hands.

His shirt says it all.

(Source: falloutb0i)