it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via bless--the--sleeping--veils)


isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

(via unescapable)


in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination

(via hotboyproblems)


got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via 154days)



I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via glamourkilled)


don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like


(Source: jackballs, via hotboyproblems)


sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb 

(Source: alienzoom, via s-o-u-p-ernatural)